This is actually me.
Once I ordered 4 pizzas at 4am. Ty menulog.
boys are so sensitive……if a guy told me he likes tall girls I wouldn’t get butthurt I would just be like ok I don’t care but when ur like man I love tall boys all these hobbits come out of nowhere to make sure u know how upset they are
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…
ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP
you look more like Captain Hook had sex with Chris Evans and the God of Beauty was born
Here for this headline
It was a trap. [video]
Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great
This is the most accurate post I’ve ever seen
Bruce motherfucking Lee.
“I fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced one kick ten thousand times.”
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
being on your period and having so much pain that you just wanna roll around on the floor and cry
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
has anyone posted this yet? I love it!
This was perfect
Snow White teaching Elsa how to play peek-a-boo with a cape.
Snow and Elsa are so precious!